bowtiedandstarryeyed: People always hold the fact that he was a cheerleader against him, but I think playing rugby cancels all of that out.
Starbucks introduces 31 ounce cup (Onion News... →
despite making a terrible movie, the onion’s paperback never ceases to make me laugh. the American Voices column has some of the funniest one liners responding to headlines that I’ve ever read, and the fact that its responses to actual events (In the likes of SNL’s Weekend Update skit) gives the humor a cornerstone in realism that makes each punchline more than a cheap laugh ...
Dustin goes to the supermarket!
Thanks to a schedule as empty as my pantry, today became a good day to get some food shopping done. I headed to the market, got rid of some recyclables and grabbed a basket, looking for some college food staples (IE tuna fish, mac and cheese, chips and salsa and the like). I filled up my basket fairly quickly. I thought i might break it; the handle was bobbing like a fishing reel. I headed to the...
gq: Meth Addict Rob Langer Takes On Hundreds of Invisible Snakes Far and away the funniest thing on last night’s Onion SportsDome pilot, which was, on the whole, surprisingly funny.
Dear Esquire; I GOT BEEF →
a friend of mine was trying to convince me to check this magazine out because she thought it would be my jams. i found this article in the paper version. i thought it was very peculiar that they would feature a barbour jacket as a J.crew exclusive. especially considering that the barbour store I work at has four or five of these in stock. icing on the cake? ours sell for one hundred dollars...